Elephant Stew
Feed the whole family....
  1 Elephant
  Brown Gravy

  Cut elephant into bite size pieces...(This will
 take about 4 months..)  Cook over kerosene
 at 525 degrees until tinder..(about 5 months)
 Add salt and pepper and cover with brown

  Salt & Pepper to taste
 2 Rabbits
 
 gravy.. This will serve 3800 people.. If
 more are expected, add 2 rabbits.. Do this
 only if absolutely neccessary as most people
 do not like to find a hare in their stew....